Details

• Released: Early ‘01
• Running Time: 60 mins
• Catalogue #: Nup, we just burnt a bunch of these and gave it to our friends

Downloads

• Nup.

Trivia

• This entire album was produced at Will’s mum’s house, by Will. He was 16 at the time. I think Oscar Francis helped with mastering it in the end…
• Strapping Young Lad fans will recognise the album title as a direct rip off of the former’s Heavy As A Really Heavy Thing, an undisputably superior album.
• We played the song ‘Adam Sandler’ at a battle of the bands when competing with Yidcore, who were at that point playing their Why Won’t Adam Sandler Let Us Play His Song song. Bram looked ridiculous back then too
• We never won any of the battle of the bands we played in

Lyrics

1. Intro

(instrumental)

2. Mega Shit

I am the Mega Shit, coming straight down from the loo
Don’t try and stop me now ’cause I am here for you, SQUASH!

Mega, mega, mega shit

I’ll take over the world by sliding down a sewer hole
There I will until I pull you down from your bowl

Mega, mega, mega shit
Mega, mega, mega

Mega shit coming straight from the underground
I got it real bad ’cause I’m brown
You look at be bad ’cause I smell
Well now I’m here and I’m giving you hell
Mega shit comin straight from the sewer hole
Comin up to drag you down from your shit bowl
You people wanna come and play?
Hey, stay, I got sommin to say

3. Bread

Pick a knife from the tray
Choose your spread for today
Take a slice from your prey
Watch your spread melt away

Make your toast two in one
Try a roll or a bun
Spread the outside for fun

Butter one, butter one more jaffel for me

Butter one, butter one, don’t burn on me

Butter one, butter one, baked goods for tea

Butter one, butter one, one more for me

4. Adam

Adam Sandler this one is for you
I hope it makes your day
When ever you’re feeling down
You just smile and say
That you’re a rich bitch with money to burn
You’ve got cars and houses, and women at the door
You’ve made some movies and you’ll soon make more and
You think you’re funny but you’re not.

Mirror mirror on the wall
(Yeah Adam, Adam Sandler)
Who’s the most annoying fuck of them all?
(Yeah it’s Adam, Adam Sandler)

Let’s all hunt and kill Adam Sandler
You know we fucking will, Adam Sandler
Let’s all hunt and kill Adam

Here’s to diversity, you little dick
Yeah, from Billy Madison, down to Little Nick

Let’s all hunt and kill Adam Sandler
You know we fucking will, Adam Sandler
Let’s all hunt and kill Adam

I hope you die

Come on kiddies, let’s all hunt and kill Mr. Adam

Adam Sandler

5. Trapdoor

Creepy, crawly, slimy things that stick onto your skin
Horrid things with tentacles that want to pull you in
Squirmy, worms, slugs and snails that lie there in a goo
They’ll wait down there forever till they get their hands on you.

Stay away from that trap door

The trapdoor hides lots of nasty things with hairy legs and leathery wings
They wait down there, in the dark
And when you come out, latch onto your arse

Trapdoor!

Don’t go down there, though it seems so near
I believe in the fear, so near

Trapdoor!

6. PNB

I lloi, incoherently
I eat custard tarts for tea
Look left and right when you cross the road
The traffic reaps the seeds you sew

I lloi, incoherently
I eat custard tarts for tea
The asnwer to life is 42
Antioxidants are good for you

Anger is a gift

I like to feast on peanut butter rolls
Eat them for dinner and lunch, consume them all

PNB! Tastes good to me
PNB! It’s good for me

Oh PNB, it’s good for me, oh PNB

Ozzy rules!

7. Buckwheat

Swing your partner round and round
(round and round)
Let’s go and milk some cows!
(milk some cows)
God damn

8. Ringworm

Little white things that hurt like hell
In an atmosphere with a horrible smell
You wish the days the come would pass
And get the hell out of your arse

Crawling around down there, deep inside your underwear
Where old men grow most their hair
How the hell can you breathe that air?

Ringworm!

The don’t go away when you pop a pill
They stay down there and make you ill
Aching pains
that fucking kill
And then they’re always down there still

Crawling around down there, deep inside your underwear
Where old men grow most their hair
How the hell can you breathe that air?

Ringworm!

9. Chook

I am the Christ to the soul of sin and blasphemy
I am the device for the hungry, food of misery
I’ll rape the fortune of all to derail the enemy
I’ll show your future the doorway to heavens guillotine

Joe raped ya
In Madagaska
Jamaica
And Nebraska

Tonight I will find you, it’s alright

Its feeding time
Wash your mouth out with soap
Coz I’m feather blasting
Ranging from the free to me

I see the place where you come from as my enemy
To walk a free man and watch you - a day ill never see
But I will survive any torture that you beat into me
Just to see your face when I come back through you O-ring

Joe raped ya
In Madagaska,
Jamaica
With viagra

Tonight I will find you, it’s alright

 

10. Fug

Fug!

11. Psycho (Track 11)

The little boy with his boyish curls in his boyish little world
So innocent and happy, like you once were
You see him grow you see him fade
You see him
melt into yesterday

But do not cry, please, do not weep
Let us stab each other in the back
And prey upon the weak

You know you’re too damn old to put your heart on the shelf
Let us kill ourselves, but let us do it ourselves

Take control of your own destiny
Take a hint, and rest in peace

12. Breathe

Bad cover of The Prodigy’s ‘breathe’ with worse english accents

13. Swayin

(bad cover of Coal Chamber’s ‘Sway’ with bad english accents)

My arse, my arse, my arse is on fire
We don’t need no water let the motherfucker burn
Plus it feels nice anyway

Oh yeah, rip that shit through my o-ring

I think that you should drink more beer
Yeah drink more beer ’cause it’s the nectar of the Gods y’know?
One for the money and two for the piss
Three to get ready now drink, fucker, drink

Beer (so hypnotic)

Pull another can up my arse fella

Station! Dead chicks!

Beer! Beer!

I can open a bottle with my arse!

Drink more beer, drink more beer

– surf tune instrumental interlude –

We do not endorse surfing

Station! Beer!

14. Cacophanous Transition

Instrumental? ish?

15. Taken For A Ride

Take my hand, little girl
It’ll be just fine yeah
Take my hand and we’ll go to the park and eat fairy floss
Take my hand, you can bring some friends along
I’ll take them in my car
Ooh it was so good
But now you’ve got to back home up to your parents little girl

Take my hand, little girl
It’ll be just fine yeah
Take my hand and we’ll go to the park and eat fairy floss
Take my hand, you can bring some friends along
I’ll take them in my car
Ooh it was so good
But now you’ve got to back home up to your parents in a box

 

16. Army Men

As above

17. Trapdoor

As above

18. Three Little Pigs

I am the big bad wolf, kill the pigs
I am the big bad wolf and I’m gunna kill all the pigs, all the pigs
Little pigs shackin up, straw stick and bricks
I come along like a big old hairy prick

Huff and puff, but that aint enough
So I pull out a twelve gauge, and see if they like it rough
In his mouth like a big black cock of death
Bye bye
little piggy head
Getting a little pecky by the second little piggy home
I feel like roast pork on the bone
Anything that don’t burn gasoline will fix
Say bye bye to the little house of sticks
Third little pig, no straw nor sticks
This clever little pig made his of bricks
Plastique, so meek, at least half a pound
Little baby piggy’s going down to the ground

I am the big bad wolf, kill the pigs, kill the pigs

Kill the pigs, kill the pigs

18. Gaznew

Life is all around
When I look up, when I look down
Life is an old tree
It branches out
That leaf is me

(incomprehensible)

Why can’t these strangers stand next to me?
Amongst a million

(incomprehensible)

18. Jamagazzaz

See ‘Violent Mood Swings’ from Pre Metro Gnome but sung much, much worse.