Details

• Released: April ‘05
• Running Time: 33:33
• Catalogue #: PITH003 (see @ pith)

This CD was recorded at Caulfield Rehearsal Studios and Oscar’s smelly bedroom around 2004. Oscar recorded, mixed and mastered it, as well as playing all the synth. A big thanks goes out to
all our friends, fans and family for being awesome. Alex Pavlotski did all the charactertures and Will did the rest of the cover artwork.

Downloads

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Trivia / FAQs

• The video for ‘Ants’ was played on the ABC’s Rage half a dozen times around 2005ish
• Ants was written in it’s totality in under 45 minutes, by Will at Gaz’s parents house one day. It was meant to be a joke.
• The band is very, very sick of playing Ants live.
• Joe played all the instruments in Track 8.
• The band finished recording just as Will went on a year and a half sojourn to the UK, so the CD wasn’t released until well after it was due…
• Most of these songs were written while the band was still in High school…
• In fact, I’m pretty sure the song Chook Redux was written by Joe when he was 14 years old.

Lyrics

1. Sook

Wah!
(x76)

2. Ants

The ants came marching four by four hurrah, hurrah x2
The little one thought he could beat the law
So the law went and splattered his brains on the floor
And they all came marching in to get out of the rain

The ants came marching three by three hurrah, hurrah x2
The little one joined the local gang
And now he hangs in the holy land
And they all came marching in to get out of the rain

In to get out of the rain

The ants came marching two by two hurrah, hurrah
Two by two away from the cops hurrah, hurrah
The little one stopped to catch his breath
And the poor little shit got shot in the head
And they all came marching in to get out of the rain

The ant came marching one by one hurrah, hurrah x2
He bought some dodgy crack one day
The doctors said he was DOA
And they all came marching in to get out of the rain

Whoap!

(repeat last verse)

3. Bed Bugs

Du da dee da da du da, du da dee da duh du da
Du da dee da duh du da, duh dah du duh da da
Duddla da, duddla da, duddla da, duddla da

Just before bedtime she tells to cover my eyes
We’re going on a bearhunt, the fuckers, the fuckers will die
The fuckers will die

Drift away, but they see through me
Such a long long night to be outside
They’re coming
They’re coming
They’re waiting outside

Just before bedtime she tells to cover my eyes
We’re going on a bearhunt… I don’t, I don’t want to die
I don’t want to die

They’ll go away, but they see through me
Such a long long night to be outside
In my head they jump around
It makes me shake
But it’s alright
They’re coming (x4)
They’re waiting outside

Don’t look to the side or they’ll see you
They’ll catch you
Just off to the side, to the side bedside
And don’t you look to the side or they’ll see you
They’ll catch you
Just off to the side, to the side bedside

Shh…

I run to light
To the light
Forced to switch off the light
On the side
Oh, wishing to die, i’ll stick to the sides
Right to the sides
Missing the life it’s mine fine in your eyes
Fucked in my eyes
….

Drift away, but they see through me
Such a long long night to be outside
In my head they jump around
It makes me shake
But it’s alright….

4. Utopia

As I wait for you
For my dreams to come
Dreams so ever true
And an omen

Night will fall
Down upon

I miss you

As I break this anew
Walk this pressure up
High a sky of blue
And a mountain

Night will fall
Down upon

I miss you

It’s the way to run
And the way to hide
But I can’t find love
In your paradise

Well I don’t have the answers to all
But I know that your questions are fake
Nurture treats the mind
To a mistake

Utopia

5. Billboard

Hi my name’s Will and I’m calling from Insidious Invasive Enterprizes Pty Ltd, now before you hang up don’t worry I’m not going to try and sell you anything, I’m just going to take your car, your job and all your worldly poessesions in return for a small trinket toy I found in someone else’s cereal box. Now have you considered our latest range of totally useless Swedish furniture accessories, with tiny luffy bits attached? We’re doing a special deal on these at the moment for the low and easy price of one soul, no attachments. And it doesn’t have to be your own soul, it can be that of a family member, friend or pet. Of course there is an easy 30 day trial period during which you can try our products without any strings attached, at the end of which, after 45 days, you can…

AARGH!
If you’ll please just listen to me for a…
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
I’m not going to try and sell…
I DON’T CARE! FUCK!
Orright just one moment of your…
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
please sir it’ll just take…
I DON’T CARE!
fine

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Yes you do in fact need to buy this product because I told you that you need to but it. You in fact need to get a root canal becuase I need to pay of the 2nd mortgage. You need to renovate your house and add a stupid extension to your kitchen because I want to buy myself a new car. You need to buy some useless overpriced antique that will just sit there looking old because I need to buy myself…

AARGH!
Look just one moment…
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Alright look just…
I DON’T CARE! FUCK!
Just a second of your time and all I want…
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Look at the size of my…
I DON’T CARE!

‘Cause this world’s a modern day Marie Antoinette
Let the fuckers eat cake
Lest we ever forget what we’ve done
Hand me a gun
‘Cause this war’s not won
Until everything’s burnt and dead and fucked.

Everything’s falling down
I’M NOT SCARED
Around me…
AND I DON’T CARE
Everything’s falling down
I’M NOT SCARED
Around me…
AND I DON’T CARE

And I don’t care.

6. Manic

Woooooooooooooo!
It’s got to be the one
‘Cause today’s the day I flew away
And it’s okay to be scared but
Come and join in the party
Climb up these walls with me
Admission’s free
But you can’t leave here

I didn’t mean to make you cry
But there’s stuff beyond
What’s going on?
It’s just a song so sing along
And I’ll pretend I’m fine
But they expect a spectacular actor and never quite factor the fact that it’s back-breakingly hard to act sane!

phew.

I’m gunna save the world
All by self
So that’s selfish?
Well fuck you too!
It’s gunna be so fun.
FUN!
Looting and pillaging
Pills for me?
Thanks dear but I’m fine.
Fine… FINE!

AARGH.

I really don’t know why
Well maybe I do
But ha ha I’m not telling you (ha!)
Today I’ll touch the sky
Sky sky sky sky
Slipping and sliding down
Memory lane’s all shot to shit

I looove you!

Truly, and deeply
So sleep with me already

You’re not much of a friend anymore
Are you?
Fucker
Are you?
Fucker
ARE YOU?
FUCKER?!
AARGH!

No
make it stop
Please don’t go
make it stop
Please don’t leave me here with him
make it stop
All alone
make it stop
Please don’t go
make it stop
Please don’t leave me here
make it stop
Alone with me

Stop.

7. Boner Boy

BONER!
boy
(x11)

BONER!

8. Screaming Out My Own Name By Joe, All Instruments Played By Joe (radio mix)

Who’s the man? Joe!
Three two one GO

Watch me sing
I’m letting out my feelings
This is so great
You care
You love me
I am so beautiful
Feel my nipple

The world’s not ready for me
The world’s not ready

Clap!

Hear me scream
It’s because I’m feeling sad
I think she left me
For a guy who doesn’t sing

I am so beautiful
Smell my feet

The world’s not ready for me
The world’s not ready

DJ!

9. Cowboy

Down from the south
Got a dirty mouth
Fun loving texas baby
My life’s a joke
A bourbon and coke
I love it when the ice melts slowly

A spit bucket fight
A showdown at night
C’mon boys now who’s your daddy?
I’ll teach you right with a towel fight
Pick up the soap and scrub me

I feel like making love to a cowboy

Down from the south
Man or a mouse
Shadow in the sunset baby
Got a loaded gun, what a funny pun
Just add sour cream and gravy

But in all my days
Never a craze like riding horseback naked
I’ll let you ride on my porcupine
Just watch those spikes
Oh baby

I feel like making love to a cowboy

10. Warganism

Run

Now, we’ll take on the world
We’ll take on the world
We’ll take on

Here, here I come the world,
Here I come the world
Here I come

And I will run away

Welcome to the war
Face the frontline
Engulfed in maniac horrors
Show your skin, but hide the colour

Watching and waiting
I pray they wont find me

Here, we’ll take on the world,
Well take on the world

God, take me from this world
Lift me from the world,
Save me from

And I will run away

Tell it to the world
End all the suffering
I left myself long ago
I’m killing my people
With these guns
Were killing ourselves

I left myself ago
Killing my people
With these guns
We’re killing ourselves

10. Chook Redux

I am the Christ to the soul of sin and blasphemy
I am the device for the hungry, food of misery
I’ll rape the fortune of all to derail the enemy
I’ll show your future the doorway to heavens guillotine

Joe raped ya
In Madagaska
Jamaica
And Nebraska

Tonight I will find you, it’s alright

Its feeding time
Wash your mouth out with soap
Coz I’m feather blasting
Ranging from the free to me

I see the place where you come from as my enemy
To walk a free man and watch you - a day ill never see
But I will survive any torture that you beat into me
Just to see your face when I come back through you O-ring

Joe raped ya
In Madagaska,
Jamaica
With viagra

Tonight I will find you, it’s alright

12. Flight

Come play the waiting game
It’s so close when time moves fast
But so far away
So don’t count the days
It’s days till I’ll be sitting there on primrose hill
These are not just fireworks
What a display here

Take flight into the dreamscapes of the night
This is your whole
(it’s just one)
Life

I’ll take my…

He says that they see something we don’t see
And I’d have to agree
You see through me
And if I could have it any other way
I wouldn’t change a thing
Be what be here.

Take flight from the debris that clouds your mind
We can not all
(we shall not)
Die

Stay by my side

I’ll take my time
I love madeline
(x2)

The time I’m waiting
It’s not negating
All this time I’m still fucking waiting

I’ll take my time
I love madeline

I’ll take my time
In this solar wasteland
Stroll the wasteland
Find your…
Light up my life
In this solar wasteland
Find you grace and
Guide my flight.