Details

• Released: December 2006
• Running Time: Bit over half an hour
• Catalogue #: PITH004 (see @ pith)

With plenty of banter. Recorded and Mixed by Sam Lowe.

A limted run of 120 copies were made of this CD, each hand made by the band in 100% recycled covers. Contains 4 previously unreleased tracks! Woo!

Downloads

• Temporarily unavailable…

Trivia

• The album was recorded live at the Armadale Hotel in Melbourne, Australia. Also appearing at the show were local bands Five Star Prison Cell and Tension (RIP)
• It was Caz’s birthday.
• The rant during ‘Billboard’ was due to the Armadale Hotel being forced to stop playing loud music. As far as we know this ban was later lifted
• The packing for the CDs is made of 100% recycled office waste, from the same supplier that we use for all our mail order packing stuff.
• More songs than actually appear on the CD were recorded, however some were played so shockingly bad we decided not to release them. We were concentrating too hard on looking astounding for the DVD that was going to be made from this recording to worry about playing songs properly.
• The DVD we planned to make from this show never got made.

Lyrics

Please note that the lyrics are the official lyrics as per the relevant studio albums. No doubt we sing things a bit differently live.

1. Tea and Syphilis

Grab your friends and grab the tea set
Grab your balls and get ready for a party
Hocus pocus, mucous puke us
Poke and prod us, it’s party time

(Chorus)
C’mon boys and girls / Shake your chancre, Shake your chancre
C’mon boys and girls / Shake it! Shake it! Shake it!
C’mon party girls / Touch my membrane, Touch my membrane
C’mon party girls / We’re chillin with penicillin baby

Ken and Barbie are gettin friendly
And the best of friends share everything
(they’re getting friendly on the banana lounge)
Bust a move, bust an ulcer
Get up, throw down
Go down, lose your hair

(Chorus)

Ruck and rover ho!
You gotta flip me over baby
Ruck and rover GO!
Gotta slip it into your baby

Check it out dad, I’m losing weight like a page 3 model and oh
It’s not so bad, I feel faint, I think I’m in trouble
‘Cause I’m a business man with a business plan
And when I’m on the can I do my business man!

(Chorus)

2. Billboard

AARGH!
If you’ll please just listen to me for a…
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
I’m not going to try and sell…
I DON’T CARE! FUCK!
Orright just one moment of your…
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
please sir it’ll just take…
I DON’T CARE!
fine

‘Cause this world’s a modern day Marie Antoinette
Let the fuckers eat cake
Lest we ever forget what we’ve done
Hand me a gun
‘Cause this war’s not won
Until everything’s burnt and dead and fucked.

Everything’s falling down
I’M NOT SCARED
Around me…
AND I DON’T CARE
Everything’s falling down
I’M NOT SCARED
Around me…
AND I DON’T CARE

3. Pre Spit Statement

Hey, whatever you say
What do you wanna be? (What do ya wanna be dickhead?)
Nice roll of the dice, have you got lice?
What’s it to be?

Woah, Pre Spit Statement

Stop sign ahead (Why are you telling me?)
I don’t have to think anymore
‘Cause I’m a fucking idiot
I believe that everyone should wait for you to take a poo

4. Manic

Woooooooooooooo!
It’s got to be the one
‘Cause today’s the day I flew away
And it’s okay to be scared but
Come and join in the party
Climb up these walls with me
Admission’s free
But you can’t leave here

I didn’t mean to make you cry
But there’s stuff beyond
What’s going on?
It’s just a song so sing along
And I’ll pretend I’m fine
But they expect a spectacular actor and never quite factor the fact that it’s back-breakingly hard to act sane!

Phew.

I’m gunna save the world
All by self
So that’s selfish?
Well fuck you too!
It’s gunna be so fun.
FUN!
Looting and pillaging
Pills for me?
Thanks dear but I’m fine.
Fine… FINE!

AARGH.

I really don’t know why
Well maybe I do
But ha ha I’m not telling you (ha!)
Today I’ll touch the sky
Sky sky sky sky
Slipping and sliding down
Memory lane’s all shot to shit

I love you!
Truly, and deeply
So sleep with me already

You’re not much of a friend anymore
Are you?
Fucker ?
Are you?
Fucker
ARE YOU?
FUCKER?!
AARGH!

No, please don’t go
Please don’t leave me here with him, all alone
Please don’t go, please don’t leave me here
Alone with me

(Make it stop)

5. Takin Off My Belt

You sit above me and look down
I should’ve made you eat your crown

You’re having fun now you all
I’m gonna kill you asshole
I’d like to see you with no teeth

And I’m tryin to be the stepdad that you needed
and I’m tryin to be another man who cares

Who cares?
Who cares?
Your dad, he’s dead
And I’m glad

I WISH YOU WERE THE SON I NEVER HAD

Keep draggin’ feet along the ground
Come here and hep me axe this down
I need attention!
Show me affection!
Why don’t yo momma she gotta give me sex

And I’m tired of being the one you call your Daddy
And I’m tired of being the shitkicker you stand
It’s sad, but true
Big man, boo-hoo
SO TONIGHT MY BELT COMES OFF FOR YOU

And I get drunk and I fall down

6. Ants

The ants came marching four by four hurrah, hurrah x2
The little one thought he could beat the law
So the law went and splattered his brains on the floor
And they all came marching in to get out of the rain

The ants came marching three by three hurrah, hurrah x2
The little one joined the local gang
And now he hangs in the holy land
And they all came marching in to get out of the rain

In to get out of the rain

The ants came marching two by two hurrah, hurrah
Two by two away from the cops hurrah, hurrah
The little one stopped to catch his breath
And the poor little shit got shot in the head
And they all came marching in to get out of the rain

The ant came marching one by one hurrah, hurrah x2
He bought some dodgy crack one day
The doctors said he was DOA
And they all came marching in to get out of the rain

Whoap!

(repeat last verse)

7. Bed Bugs

Just before bedtime she tells to cover my eyes
We’re going on a bearhunt, the fuckers, the fuckers will die
The fuckers will die

Drift away, but they see through me
Such a long long night to be outside
They’re coming
They’re coming
They’re waiting outside

Just before bedtime she tells to cover my eyes
We’re going on a bearhunt… I don’t, I don’t want to die
I don’t want to die

They’ll go away, but they see through me
Such a long long night to be outside
In my head they jump around
It makes me shake
But it’s alright
They’re coming (x4)
They’re waiting outside

Don’t look to the side or they’ll see you
They’ll catch you
Just off to the side, to the side bedside
And don’t you look to the side or they’ll see you
They’ll catch you
Just off to the side, to the side bedside

Shh…

I run to light
To the light
Forced to switch off the light
On the side
Oh, wishing to die, i’ll stick to the sides
Right to the sides
Missing the life it’s mine fine in your eyes
Fucked in my eyes

Drift away, but they see through me
Such a long long night to be outside
In my head they jump around
It makes me shake
But it’s alright

8. Happy Pants

Oh I am so happy when I walk down the street everyone I meet says “Why are you so happy?”

I tell them it’s the happy pants, everybody’s happy when you wear the happy pants

You’ve got to wear pants (alooé looé)

If you wear the happy pants just like MC Hammer, it will make you oh so very happy because MC Hammer’s always happy, when he wears his happy pants oh it makes him happy.

Wear, wear happy pants.

9. Our Little Secret

He knows that she is only 16
But he cant ignore them all
Holy fuck look at what that one’s wearing!
No, he cant ignore them all

Try not to notice my erection
It just makes things worse
She knows that pockets don’t sit like that
Try to control your affection
It just makes things worse
Frankly twice her age is sickening

I told them
That if a client says their going to kill themself
To run screaming from the room
And I told them
That if a client runs screaming from the room
To run, go kill yourself

Make the most of my image
Use it, make her want me
Drive around behind schoolyards
Leering, looking sexy

Upskirt bitch, wont you fuck me?
Squeeze me, you adore me

Wait under the stage for me
Screaming, wilting groupie

Make the most of my penis
Use it, creamy streamers*

I will ride on you, tonight you’re mine

* What?