Innocent Cabbage

What Are You Doing? - $25.00

will — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 10:15:12 +0000

PRE ORDER THIS ALBUM NOW!
It will be released April 2008, if you purchase now your copy will be mailed to you on the day the album is released.

This album is our magnum opus… a beautiful matte-laminated 6-panel digipack with two full colour 12-page booklets, all printed on thick, high quality recycled stock. Just under 50 non-stop minutes of Cabbage. The first pressing is limited to 1,000 copies.

Track listing:
1. Buff Roller
2. Invincible
3. Rock Stars
4. Happy Pants
5. Pillowfight
6. Number One
7. The Pre Spit Statement
8. Victims Of A Drunken Slurring
9. Bad Shag
10. Tea and Syphilis
11. The Wife (Naked And Grateful)
12. Takin Off My Belt
13. Punch Buggy Red
14. My Peenie
15. Our Little Secret

See this album in the discography here.

Stickers, Black and White - $2.00

admin — Mon, 28 May 2007 09:25:52 +0000

High quality stickers, for stickering where you stick stickers.

They’re about 15cm (6 inches) by 5cm (2-3 inches). A ‘good size’ you might say.

‘I Am Fashion’ t-shirts - $20

admin — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 07:33:35 +0000

Limited edition tassie tour t-shirts. There aren’t many of these left!

Front:

There are various colours and sizes, girly cut tees are a khaki green and manly cut tees are a deep green. We’re very low on stock with these…

Guys tees:

Large Manly Black

Large Manly Green

Girly tees:

Medium Girly Black

Extra Large Girly Black

Large Girly Black

Large Girly Khaki Green

Large Girly Black

Innocent Cabbage Badges - $2

admin — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 05:52:39 +0000

2 inch metal badges with little cartoons of the band. Woo!

Cabbage Badge - $2

Will Badge - $2

Gaz Badge - $2

Joe Badge - $2

All four together for $5!

Win You Up The Dick! - $10

admin — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 05:47:56 +0000

Released Dec 06.

Track listing:

01 - Tea and Syphilis (3.31)
02 - Billboard (3.13)
03 - Pre-Spit Statement (1.22)
04 - Manic (2.37)
05 - Takin’ Off My Belt (3.16)
06 - Ants (3.08)
07 - Bed Bugs (3.14)
08 - Happy Pants (2.04)
09 - Our Little Secret (3.18)

With plenty of banter. Recorded and Mixed by Sam Lowe, 2006. PITH004.

A limted run of 120 copies were made of this CD, each hand made by the band in 100% recycled covers. Running time is about half an hour or so. Contains 3 previously unreleased tracks! Woo!

Self Titled - $15

admin — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 05:46:48 +0000

Released 2005. JOE LOVES DICK

Track Listing:

1 - Sook
2 - Ants
3 - Bed Bugs
4 - Utopia
5 - Billboard
6 - Manic
7 - Boner Boy (no download! gotta buy the CD!)
8 - Screaming Out My Own Name By Joe, All Instruments Played By Joe (radio mix)
9 - Cowboy
10 - Warganism
11 - Chook Redux
12 - Flight

PHACT: Cabbage stole “Phast Phacts”!

admin — Sun, 02 Oct 2005 00:33:37 +0000

Thats right. For ther last few months we’ve had winey little fans going Oh wow isnt that smart IC.com has ‘fast facts’ spelt with a wikid Phat-style affliction I’m gonna go buy some Wu-gear, when in actual fact Cabbage stole the idea!!!11

As far as we know (or me know) ‘Phast Phacts’ was a term coined by the one and only Sir Davd; a long term friend of Cabbage and a member of the Pith Records team. Not only did we ruthlessly steal his idea, but we sneakily disguised it as own own, formally fucking Sir Davd up the royal behind.

Consider that whilst sipping your tea and laughing over our next phast phact.
We are lying to you. You and an exploitable target market, and we are fashion.

Fashion is IN TOWN, BABY.

NEWSFLASH: Will buys a box of Mi Goreng

admin — Sun, 27 Mar 2005 00:30:18 +0000

Yes kids, Will’s growing love for dodgy asian 2-minute noodles has resulted in him going all-out and buying a box of ‘em. 30 packets for $9 from your local asian grocery. Plus a free cardboard box. They’re really damn good noodles. We’re working on sponsorship.

One wonders how much this investment has to do with Pith Records state of financial poop…

- Joe